you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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