Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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