I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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