is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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