drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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