I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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