Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My penis needs a shock collar
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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