So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
