Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
