I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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