Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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