We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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