It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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