If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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