I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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