You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you win again, gameday.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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