Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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