Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
And then my night got REAL pukey
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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