I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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