in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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