Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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