He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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