can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
