Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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