Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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