With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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