Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Randomize
