I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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