So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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