he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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