it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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