She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
the day after is always just damage control
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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