if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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