I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
