new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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