yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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