Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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