I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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