how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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