im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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