absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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