Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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