Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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