Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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