How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I am available for nakedness
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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