Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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