STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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