yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
My vagina just recognized that song.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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