Dual....:-)
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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