garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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