Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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