Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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