He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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